A lady walked into a pet shop demanding for a parrot. The owner: we have 2 kinds, one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself Lady: I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself. The owner brought out her choice and told her to quiz the parrot.
Lady: how do I look?
Parrot: like a prostitute
Lady: I won't buy it, this parrot is rude
The owner: please lady just give me a moment.....(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water & warned the parrot, if you're rude to that lady one more time I will drown u in this bucket. When the man came back to the counter he told the lady now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure you that he will be polite. CONVERSATION LADY: if I come home at. night with a man, what will u call this man? PARROT: Your husband
LADY: Good, what if I come home with two men?
PARROT: Your husband & your in-law. LADY: Good! Good!, what if I come home with 3 men?
PARROT: Your husband, your inlaw & your brother!
LADY: Goooooood!!! What if I come home with 4 men?
PARROT: (looked back at the owner)....and said "please go and drown me, I said it earlier that this woman is a prostitute!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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